Thursday, July 17, 2008

The Superheroes.

Among the superheroes, Who will be the ideal man?

SUPERMAN - Clark Kent.
A journalist of a publisher company - low income. He came from Krypton, he has super-human abilities - not a normal human being. He looks sexy with his tight outfit and the outside wearing red hot underwear - bad fashion sense. But the thin outfit of his is not resistant to the bullet shot or bomb explosion - die easily. NO! Not ideal.

SPIDERMAN - Peter Parker.
He is a mutated spidey human - abnormal. A human who likes to crawl - creepy, imagine that you see a man sticks on your glass window 40 floors above. Easily get influenced by the evil, remember the evil spiderman in black - vulnerable. His suit does not protect him from getting shooted - die fast.

HANCOCK - John Hancock.
He is born year before christ - he is now more than 2008 years old weyy. He has huge strength but always use it in a wrong way - what if he accidentally throws me out of the universe? He is a big drinker, he is jobless, he is dirty, he has nothing but an eagle and the 2 historical Frankenstrein's ticket - useless guy.

Finally,

BATMAN - Bruce Wayne.
He inherits the Wayne's Enterprise - OMG wealthy man! He makes full use of detective skills, technology skills, intellectual knowledge - Smarto! He is good in socialising - he flirts good. He has good martial arts - he fights well! He has no superpower - the most normal man of all! He is the man of Gotham city!

Especially he owns few of this too,

The Lamborghini.

OMG this kills me.


I want a man like Batman.


Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha XD.

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