Reasons of STILL being single.

Now this is interesting. Saw something like this over at the friendster bulletin.
Is/are the below reason(s) explain why are you still single, girls?
hehee....
Read THAT out loud!!!
Well, i personally have chosen number 9&10! =P
hmmm.....

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexualmen are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, butare nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, butare nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not soniceand somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful,that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRSTMOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the firstmove, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?"
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."