Loan sharks.阿隆。

la la long ah la la long........ la la long long long long long.......

Feel bored with dull revision and hectic exam days?
This may probably bring you laughters in a sense that you sure gonna laugh for the whole 118 minutes!
First of all, emphasize that this is not a typical chinese movie!
Present to you~~~~ One new film by Jack Neo

AH LONG PTE LTD

This is a First Movie made in Singapore cum Malaysia ever that never sensor for any scene. Well, so it is rated as 18PL.

They say,

Ah Long Pte Ltd 《老师嫁老大》 is a light-hearted black comedy about the triad world and the money-lending business. Instead of treating the subject of Ah Longs (money-lenders) seriously, the movie takes on a humorous and sarcastic treatment. It depicts how a young lady tries to restructure her money-lending triad into a professional and ‘loving' triad that stands against the use of violence after she takes over from her triad leader who has retired. Her various restructuring plans (which are no doubt very creative) bring about hilarious results.

Chen Jun (played by Richard Low) is the leader of Shao He Triad. The story opens with him deciding to “retire” from the triad business. Prior to his retirement, he elects Wang Li Hua (played by Fann Wong), a young but tough girl, as his successor.

Li Hua believes that changes need to be made to the current money lending system . Although Li Hua prioritizes the triad's success, she is very much against the idea of using violent means to collect debts. Therefore, with the help of some professional consultants, Li Hua and several of her subordinates (played by KK and Daniel Tan) start adopting a series of creative tactics to attract money lenders and practice hilarious methods to pressure the money-lenders to repay in a non-violent way. However, Li Hua's plan of “restructuring” her triad meets with obstacles and opposition from the majority of the conservative elders in both her own triad and rival triad.

At the brighter end of the world, Mr. Fang (played by Mark Lee) is a kind-hearted dance instructor who is slightly sissy in character. Fate has it that Mr. Fang runs into Li Hua on numerous occasions by chance. Since Li Hua's mother has been pressuring her to get married, Li Hua decides to force Mr. Fang to marry her. Surprisingly, Mr. Fang agrees to it, wanting to prove his masculinity. Though finding it hard to accept the fact that Li Hua is a triad head, Mr. Fang approves of her effort to minimize the use of violence. Subsequently, he offers to help Li Hua out by introducing creative ways to reduce violent methods of debt collection.

The trailer,



"eng tau, 来娶我!" "kahwin sama sama!"
"你出生时我给了你两粒球?现在去了哪里"
"你应该要让半粒球像MU一样"
"Belum try, belum tahu. Sekali try, Kali-kali mahu"
"拿那个铁的，不是拿肉的"
"不要再叫我丑阿瓜，不然叫你妈妈现在躺在地上，明年你就叫我爸爸！"
"吉隆坡。‘集’中阿‘隆’的地方"
瓦靠。。。猛！当然。。。还有更多。。。

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA those were funny!!!!~
worth watching in Malaysia!!!~ XD XD XD XD